38 yer olds are good kisserssss
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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