Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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