tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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