All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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