i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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