Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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