they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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