I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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