its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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