I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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