you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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