So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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