I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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