There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
