turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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