It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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