So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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