I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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