I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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