Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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