it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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