Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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