i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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