So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I am available for nakedness
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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