where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize
