I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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