Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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