super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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