nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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