I hope mine doesn't look like that
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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