There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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