yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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