i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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