arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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