sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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