He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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