I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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