I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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