It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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