After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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