Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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