Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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