Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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