So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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