Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I need to sanitize my soul.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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