normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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