Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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