they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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