oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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