You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The air was thick with penises
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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